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Sunni/Shiite Insurgents Declare Ceasefire to Watch American Idol
Dateline Baghdad - January 17, 2007
In a shocking turn of events, combatants on both sides of the growing civil war in Iraq today laid down
their weapons in order to join together to watch the debut of American Idol: Season 6.
"This unstoppable hit show is bigger than Sunni. It is bigger than Shiite. It is bigger than the
Great Satan," said one man, face wrapped and AK-47 waiting by his side, "Paula, we love you!"
The unexpected news brings new questions about President Bush's proposed troop "surge". In a press
conference earlier today, Press Secretary Tony Snow indicated that the new developments would not
have any effect on the President's policy.
"Our policy is that we are not going to pull the plug on Iraq," Snow said, "I'm not saying that we are
going to stay the course, but we are certainly not going to pull the plug. This area is very volatile,
and we need to support this fragile democracy against insurgent forces, who could strike at any time.
The bottom line is that we are not going to pull the plug on the al-Maliki government in this time
of great turmoil."
When further asked whether or not the ceasefire had any affect on the overall exit strategy in Iraq,
Snow replied that the US "...would only need an exit strategy if we ever planned on leaving Iraq,
which we do not."
Attempts to find Paula Abdul for comment were met with stonewall silence, as she was found semi-conscious
above a toilet-full of vomit, fifth of tequila laying nearby.
For WNN this is Misplaced Priorities reporting.
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