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Australian Confesses to Killing Kennedys
Dateline Washington, DC - March 26, 2007
In a shocking revelation made during a military tribunal today, Australian David Hicks admitted to numerous counts of aiding and abetting Al Qaeda fighters in Afghanistan.
The Washington Post reported earlier today that "...Hicks, 31, entered a plea of guilty to one specification of providing material support for terrorism and pleaded not guilty to one specification of supporting terrorist acts. Prosecutors alleged that Hicks trained with al-Qaeda in Afghanistan and met Osama bin Laden..."
However, the revelations did not end there. In a statement later in the day, Hicks then went on to describe in gruelling detail a number of other heinous crimes committed directly, or indirectly in his prescence.
"9/11 was my greatest moment, but it was many years in coming. I also planned and loaded the dingy used to explode the infidel war machine Cole...I pulled the trigger and caught the flesh and blood of Robert Kennedy, placing Sirhan Sirhan to take the fall...I was also present on the grassy knoll for the death of his brother," Mohammed said during testimony which lasted almost 4 hours, "Further, I built the barometric sensor used to down the Pan Am flight over Scotland, I fired the missile which downed TWA 800, I planted the bombs which caused so much carnage at the Atlanta Olympics, I have blown up countless abortion clinics around the US, I trained Timothy McVeigh, I assassinated Archduke Ferndinand, I annexed the Sudetenland, I financed the Mahdi Army, and I shot Presdient Lincoln..."
US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, much maligned over his endorsement of aggressive interrogation techniques, heralded the confession as a great success in the war on terror.
"For those doubting the efficacy of our techniques, let today stand as proof that our methods are sound. We have put to rest a number of outstanding mysteries and brought an infamous criminal to task for his crimes. Not only the crimes of 9/11, and attacks against our troops in Afghanistan, but also the laundry list of other crimes for which this man has confessed."
For WNN this is Cut Andpaste reporting.
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