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Local Sysadmin Wishes He Was Trippin' Balls

Dateline - Seattle, WA, March 26, 2008

Work would be better if it looked like this. After what could be classified as a 'totally bogus' day that 'completely harshed' his 'buzz', local system administrator Jay McDough totally wishes he was trippin' some balls right now.

"Man, I totally wish I was trippin' some balls right now," said McDough, "This shit sucks."

According to friends, McDough views himself as a 'whore' or 'glorified line cook' in his current career path, and feels that his time spent in college was a complete waste. A charge McDough himself vehemently denies.

"Man we used to have the best weed back then. Do you know how hard it is to get good weed in the suburbs, man?"

Despite this complete apathy, McDough manages to make it to work every day, between 8:30 and 9:45, 'depending on the traffic'.

"Fuck dude, I don't think anyone actually cares," he contends, "I just look forward to coming home and trippin some balls and playing with my dog. I used to have, like, goals, man. Fuck..."

For WNN this is Fuck ITindeed reporting.

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