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Chevron Now World's Second Largest Economy
Dateline Texas - April 29, 2006
Posting first quarter profits of over 4 billion USD, up 49% from last
year, Chevron has now surged past ExxonMobil to become the world's
second largest economy, trailing just the United States. China stands
in fourth.
"We are, without a doubt, happy about this development," Chevron CEO
David O'Reilly commented, "We are hoping that the falling American dollar,
which we have certainly encouraged by porking the American taxpayer for
all they are worth, will help propel us into first place by next quarter."
Indeed, if profits continue to grow at this pace, while the average
American citizen tries to keep up while seeing their income become
less and less valuable, Chevron could easily outpace the United States in
Q2, 2006.
For WNN this is, Waketh Efuckup reporting.
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