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Dusty Foggo Resigns from CIA to Persue Career in Porn
Dateline Washington, DC - May 8, 2006
Rumors from the Agency this evening seem to indicate that the
#3 at the CIA, Kyle "Dusty" Foggo will be stepping down from
his post. This occurs just days after CIA Director Porter
Goss also stepped down under undisclosed circumstances.
If such rumors prove to be true, Foggo would be just the latest
casulty in the ongoing investigation, now dubbed Hookergate,
into improper influence peddling by defense contractors in
Washington. This investigation, of course, began with
Republican Rep. Duke Cunningham, who is currently serving
prison time for accepting $2.4 million in improper bribes.
An unnamed source inside the CIA tells WNN tonight that Foggo
is leaving the CIA, to persue a career in adult movies.
"I mean look, he loves the bitches, right? And that name?
Dusty Foggo, that makes a perfect porn name. So why not,"
said the source.
This information, coupled with Porter Goss's statements earlier
this week detailing Foggo's affinity for anal fisting, certainly
paints an interesting view of life inside the Agency.
Indeed, how this will affect the upcoming midterm elections
is anyone's guess. However, for a party that prides itself on
"protecting the family" and the "sanctity of marriage and
family", having elected and appointed officials resigning their
post over prostitution and corruption investigations certainly
shouldn't be taken as an encouraging sign.
Then again, this is America.
For WNN this is Anna L. Phistin reporting.
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