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China Completes Work on World's Largest Toilet
Dateline Sandouping, China - May 30, 2006
This last week the People's Republic of China
completed a massive engineering project, the
Three Gorges Dam. This dam daddy is set to
take over as the world's largest dam, but not
all Chinese are in praise of "The Party's"
most recent dam-nation.
The Three Gorges Dam project has been called
"The most environmentally and socially destructive
project in the world," by Chinese journalist
Dai Ping, currently spending time in a Chinese
prison for his opposition to the project.
But the question becomes, what do the people think?
Ex-Local residents are in upheaval about the
dam project, which has displaced over 1 million
people.
"Dat shity dam gonna be knocked down by damn
Mongorrians. Everytime China-man build great
architectural feat, damn Mongorrians gotta tear
it down. Damn you Mongorrians!!" said local
City Wok owner Ping Pong.
"Bigga dam mean-a bigga penis, ooooh so bigga
penis," said Rong Duc Dong of local Ricshaw
Paddy taxi service.
The construction of the dam met with scientific
and political resistance, a big-ass crack in
2000, corruption scandals, and the lingering
question - what to do if it floods?
"I riv in Chong-Qing and I hav-a to say, in
this city of 35 million we are gonna flush all
our shit down river to dam. It's gonna be
nasty." said Mai Poo Poo a local businessman.
Looks like China may be swimming in their own
fecal matter come flood time on the Yellow
River.
For WNN this is Dr. C. Sinensis reporting.
Reserved. Damn you Mongorrians!
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