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President Bush Proposes Cornholing Gay Marriage
Dateline Washington, DC - June 5, 2006
Speaking to an assortment of supporters in the White
House, President Bush renewed his call for a
constitutional ban on gay marriage.
Saying that the government's aims should be to
"strengthen families, not undermine them", Bush went
on to say that "changing the definition of marriage
would undermine the family structure."
"Now when we say 'family', we of course mean heterosexual
families," he continued, "Because faggots aren't really
families, they are orgies. Many times pedophiliac orgies
where children learn perverse values, and grow up to
abuse children of their own. Just ask Dick Cheney, who
has struggled against lesbianism destroying his own family
for years."
But the hits didn't stop there. They kept. On. Coming.
"America is a free society...people are free to choose
how they live their lives...Decisions about an institution
as important as marriage should be made by the people,"
reasoned Bush to applause from the audience, "But across
the country they are being thwarted by activist judges
who are overturning the express will of their people. How
dare these judges try and 'interpret' the law. Show me
where it says they are allowed to this type of, type of
'interpretation', if you will, 'interpreting' of the laws
of the United States."
To confirm this piece of information, WNN talked to
renowned legal expert Hon. Gayma Ninmyrobes (Ret.), now
Professor Emeritus at Crazy Go Nuts Law School.
"The Constitution, and the Bill of Rights, were created
to protect the rights of the citizens, not destroy them.
So why then, do we care if California wants to allow
gay marriage? We already have a congressional act saying
that the states do not have to observe each other's laws
in regards to marriage, so let all the homosexuals go to
states where they can be married."
But, alas, Bush did not stop there.
"A constitutional amendment, would take this issue away
from the courts. And put it directly in the hands of the
American people," Bush summarized, "Well really, they'd
probably be voting on Diebold machines. So actually, it
would be in the hands of Diebold, but I'm not supposed to
tell anyone that."
He concluded by reminding Americans that "everyone deserves
to be treated with dignity and respect...Well, except for
those faggots. Remember we can't let them marry, because
then people will have sex with dogs."
For WNN, this is Facist Theocracy reporting.
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