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Devil Stuck in Traffic, Misses Meeting Again
Dateline Hell - 6/6/6
On his way to the most important meeting of his
life, Satan today found himself stuck in a parking
lot on I-666 between the 4th and 5th levels of
the Inferno.
"I can't believe it, I'm already running late,"
exclaimed the Prince of Darkness when contacted
by his partners on Earth, "One of the gluttons must
have gotten loose from the third level and rolled
downhill till he got stuck in the golden gates
outside level 4. This shit happens all the time."
Hours later, honking and cursing at others around
him had proven fruitless, and Lucifer was forced
to reschedule.
"Yeah, denizens of Earth? Its Satan...yeah...I'm
not gonna be able to make it today...yeah...the
gluttons again," he said into his red Motorola
Razr, "What's that? Oh you're used to them? The
Americans have a ton, yeah. Look, let's redo this
for next millenium, same day, same time. Sound
good? Oh, and get us a tee time for next Thursday
and maybe a reservation at Le Cirque for lunch.
Talk at ya, baby!"
Sadly, Slayer and a bunch of paranoid religious
fanatics were unavailable for comment on what
must have been a truly sad day.
"I just hope they let me slide again," Satan
added, "I also missed our meeting in 6, and 1006.
Luckily they haven't gotten too mad at me for
letting them down so far."
For WNN this is Markov Thebeast reporting.
Reserved. SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!!!!!
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