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White People: The All White Meat, White Meat

Dateline - Detroit, MI June 17, 2008

Al Gore has SOLD OUT HIS RACE! While most are focusing on Al Gore's endorsement of Barack Obama at last night's rally here, or on Barack Obama's attempts at reconciling with former Clinton supporters, there remains another issue bubbling just below the surface that could sink his chances come November. This is something far more divisive than his former Pastor, Rev. Wright, and more dangerous than his wife's railings against the white man. An issue of such dire importance that none dare tread these waters, until now.

"He wants to destroy our economy to save the fricken polar bears," said one Andy from NY, "By the way, do you know that the polar bears would rip you limb from limb and eat you? It would be one big red polar bear when it was finished with you."

Taken out of context, this could seem like just more psychotic rambling and pleas for emotion coming into what will be a heated 2008 election cycle. But if we delve deeper, we can indeed expose a truth so startling as to rock the very foundation of the United States of America.

We begin with a rather benign claim: Polar bears are seeing a drastic decline in population due to ice melting from global warming. Indeed, this is a wagon to which Obama and his newfound supporter Al Gore have hitched their horses. But are the dire proclamations and attempts to list the polar bear as an endangered species justified?

Choom Gang.  They go play hoop.  And devour people. "Of the 13 separate polar bear populations in Canada, 11 are stable or increasing in number," says Tom Deweese commentator for the Canada Free Press, "More over, according to a just-issued report by climate data analyst Stephen McIntyre, the world's sea ice is at a 25 year high in April. In short, the polar ice cap is not melting."

So if the polar ice cap is not melting, and polar bear populations are stabilizing, then why risk what Deweese says "will lead to economic destruction?" The answer to this question will unlock a Pandora's Box that shakes the very ground upon which we lay our freedom-loving heads after a night of heavy drinking and possible whoring at a seedy off-strip Vegas Casino.

In the words of Louis Farrakhan, "A black man with a white mother became a savior to us...A black man with a white mother could turn out to be one who can lift America from her fall." The first man he references, is, of course, Wallace Fard Muhammad, fouder of the Nation of Islam. The second is Barack Obama. Muhammad, of course, is the one who has compared North America to Hell, and that Christianity was the religion of the white devil used to enslave Black Americans. When Farrakhan says that Obama could be the one to "lift America from her fall", does he mean that Obama is actually here to get rid of the scourge of white Christianity from North America? Could there be any other rational interpretation?

But what does all this have to do with polar bears? The answer could not be any more insidious if it was a plot scripted for a Hollywood blockbuster. It is a truth that threatens to crumble the very faith in government that we as Americans wrap around ourselves like a blanket warming us to the cold-sweats induced by coming down from a week-long heroin binge as we lay on the urine-soaked floor of an unnamed bar in Los Angeles, rusty needles still protruding from our bruised, gangrenous left arm.

Terrorism was just a red herring. "I believe that Barack Obama plans on feeding White Americans to polar bears," concludes James 'Coonknife' Micks, leading Republican blogger and purveyor of www.thewhitestwhitemeat.com, "The evidence is there, everywhere, anywhere you turn you can see it. He's gonna use the Nation of Islam to herd all the white people into concentration camps that Halliburton originally built to house the terrorists, and then turn the polar bears loose."

But where, might we ask, does Micks get evidence to support such claims?

The child seems so excited...ITS A TRAP! "You can see it everywhere," he adds, "His wife ranting about whitey, their black power fist bump on stage, the way he wants to weaken our military, they all point to one thing: A Black Power President commanding an army of Black Muslims and Polar Bears on a path to exterminate white people and use us as food. In fact, I have a video, of Mr. Obama, in the pulpit at Trinity Church, dressed in a kaffiyeh, standing next to Rev. Wright, Mr. Farrakhan, his two namesakes Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, Al Sharpton, Angela Davis, Harriet Tubman, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Rachel Ray, and Idi Amin talking about how Obama's real campaign slogan is 'Yes We Can, devour White People: The Whitest White Meat. EVOO!'. I will release this video to Fox News when the time is right."

With logic like that, is there any way Obama can possibly win in November? We think not.

For WNN, this is Thewhitest Whitemeat reporting.





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