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North Korean Missile Test Fails To Hit Land, Interceptor Missiles



Dateline Pyongyang - July 4, 2006

In what one Senior State Department official called, "...a provocative attack designed to get attention," North Korea today test fired two short range missiles, and one long range Taepodong-2.

The Taepodong-2, a missile which has been touted as being able to "hit the Western Coast of the United States", has been the subject of heated debate between the two nations since the announced test weeks ago.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, a Senior Navy spokesman who allegedly witnessed the launch aboard one of the Navy's Aegis-class battleships, deployed as part of the ICBM interceptor fleet in response to the planned test, said that the missile broke apart in a large fireball.

"I was on the deck watching the horizon, and saw a vertical flash," he said, "then a few seconds later a boom and lots of colorful debris, like a waterfall. Then, a couple minutes later, two more came up, and one of them exploded into an American flag, and the other a North Korean flag. It was spectacular."

In a late breaking statement from Pyongyang, Kim Jong Il was quoted as saying, "Why you Americans arways gotta be breakin my barrs? I was just sayring Happy Indeperendece Day."

For WNN this is Hacktasic Writing reporting.







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