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Bush Visits Dunkin' Donuts to Talk Immigration
Dateline Alexandria, VA - July 6, 2006
President Bush visited a local Dunkin' Donuts yesterday
to discuss the growing immigration crisis in America.
In a scene typical of his early campaign moves, he talked
with employees of the chain, and the day's customers,
trying to drive home the issue with the "common man".
The day did not begin without some commotion, however,
when members of the store's cleaning crew mistakenly
took the President and his security for immigration.
As his entourage entered, the cleaning crew could be seen
fleeing out the back to screams of "La Migra!", in a
mistaken belief that the INS was raiding the building.
After order had been restored, and the crew gathered back
in the building, Bush began illustrating that his plan
is not to deport the hard-working immigrants.
"We cannot kick people out who have been here for awhile...
[they] should be treated with respect and dignity," Bush
said, adding "now, watch this dunk."
After dunking the glazed donut in his coffee, President
Bush then sampled the pastry and declared, "That's muy
muy bu-eno." Then violently choked and hit his head on
the table. He was promptly hustled outside, and was said
to be alright.
For WNN this is Mmmmm Donuts reporting.
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