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Dateline - Washington, DC
A shocking new study released today by the Strom Thurmond Memorial Foundation,
an independant think tank, reveals that contrary to the beliefs of many Americans,
Ann Coulter really is a disgustingly evil bitch. This, of course, flies in
the face of the commonly-held belief that Ms. Coulter actually has something
intelligent to offer the world of politics.
"Really, it was quite shocking to us as well," responded Head of Right Wing
Research at the STMF, Buster Hayman, "Well, not really...most of us thought she
was pretty much a flaming douche anyways."
We were able to talk to Ms. Coulter by phone earlier today and got her response
to the study.
"Well, you know, liberals...they are traitors. I'm not surprised that...liberals
are...you know....treasonous. They are out to destroy this country...liberals...
traitors...treason...book deals...you know?"
Indeed, this study comes as a shock on the heels of such intelligent discourse.
In related news, the Waldo News Network is pleased to annouce that we have hired
Ann Coulter as a special correspondant to the world of politics. She will be
contributing semi-weekly columns on the latest political developments. So stay
tuned for that!*
For Waldo News, this is Outright Slander reporting.
* - this entire last paragraph is bullshit
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Last Updated: February 12, 2012
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