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N'Sync In Space
Dateline Somewhere in Russia or something - August 29, 2002
Lance Bass, pop-star from the teen group N'Sync said today that he is "not afraid"
of his upcoming trip to outer space aboard the Soyuz space capsule. In fact, he
views it as a great opportunity to "inspire kids to take an interest in Science and Math".
"My whole trip is educational, " Bass said, "I want to show the kids of the world
that if you bend over for big, sweaty record execs and show them your tight virgin
behind then you too can buy your way into space."
When asked why he should be allowed to go on the Russian mission instead of a more
qualified scientist or astronaut, Bass replied, "Because...I'm...you know....
that guy...from that boy band....and my publicists are paying a lot of money for me
to go." After which he asked reporters if they'd like a piece of his tight virgin ass.
This is Soyuzplease Blowup reporting
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