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Below you will find our archived stories. There will be a date along with a short description of what that day's news was in the form of story1, story2, etc. Click the date to go to the story.

March 30, 2011 - Fuck You, Dave
March 23, 2011 - Nintendo 3DS to launch new Infinite Outdoors series
August 5, 2010 - Return Immediately to Me My Penis
May 21, 2010 - Strong BM Only Thing Holding Him Together
April 24, 2009 - Remains of GeoCitian Empire Reveal Coming Apocalypse
January 20, 2009 - Washington DC Decimated by Power of Hope
November 4, 2008 - America Votes 2008: Day 0: Countdown to 2012
November 3, 2008 - America Votes 2008: Day -1: T-Minus...Some hours, and counting.
October 21, 2008 - America Votes 2008: Day -14: McCain Strategizes for Victory
October 15, 2008 - America Votes 2008, Day -20: Presidential Debate 3: Talk HARDER!: Instant Analysis
October 10, 2008 - Joe Biden Challenges Joe Biden to Bareknuckle Fight
September 17, 2008 - US Treasury Bans Chinese Capital Imports
September 17, 2008 - Gov. Palin Fields First Campaign Question
September 11, 2008 - GOP Leaders Gather to Remember 9/11
September 9, 2008 - VP Candidates Drool on Disabled Families
September 8, 2008 - Treasury "Doesn't" Socialize Mortgage Lending Giants
August 28, 2008 - US Posts Record Budget Deficit; White House Foreclosed
August 17, 2008 - Area Man Checks Into Rehab
June 17, 2008 - White People: The All White Meat, White Meat
May 1, 2008 - DC Madam Found Suicided Outside Florida Home
April 27, 2008 - Clinton, McCain Unleash New Attacks on Obama
April 21, 2008 - US Army Opens Basic Training Camp at Gitmo
April 7, 2008 - Bags of Dick, Make Me Tick
April 3, 2008 - Sen. Clinton Predicted Housing Market Collapse
March 26, 2008 - Local Sysadmin Wishes He Was Trippin' Balls
March 17, 2008 - Fed Unveils New Plan to Combat Economic Downturn
March 14, 2008 - Falling Dollar Brings New Life to Angola
March 11, 2008 - Scientists Make Shocking Alzheimer's Discovery
March 11, 2008 - Clinton Supporters: 'We Won't Be Fooled Again'
March 06, 2008 - Sen. Byrd's Urinary Tract Has Been Infected
February 29, 2008 - Practical Joke Goes Awry in Sales Office
January 22, 2008 - Breaking News: Why So Serious?
January 20, 2008 - SC to McCain: "Our Bad"
January 18, 2008 - Cloverfield 2: Reckoning of the Fanboi
December 10, 2007 - Edwards Finds Black Female Celebrity Endorsement
December 10, 2007 - Gen. Petraeus Smelts What He Dealt
November 14, 2007 - WNN Roundup
August 16, 2007 - PETA Protests Pokemon Tournament
May 14, 2007 - Sharpton Has Race Card Revoked
May 8, 2007 - Spector Turned Demonic; Hired Teams of Magical Midgets
April 26, 2007 - Zombie Yeltsin Takes Vengeance on Past Enemies
April 19, 2007 - Gates Pledges to Ease Indian Unemployment
April 19, 2007 - NBC Apologizes for Airing Cho Videos
April 11, 2007 - Duke Lacrosse Players Cleared of Rape
April 11, 2007 - Al Qaeda Confesses to Killing Kennedys
April 10, 2007 - Birkhead Wins Custody of Smith Estate
March 28, 2007 - British Sailor Confesses to Killing Kennedys
March 26, 2007 - Australian Confesses to Killing Kennedys
March 15, 2007 - Mohammed Confesses to Killing Kennedys
March 12, 2007 - GAO Report: We're All going to Die
March 11, 2007 - Comic Books To Confront Statutory Rape
March 5, 2007 - Childhood Obesity Results in Early Puberty; Larger Breasts
February 15, 2007 - Bush: 'Don't Forget, Poland'
February 15, 2007 - Robinson Earns High Marks from Teacher
February 13, 2007 - Amazon Unveils 'One-Click Marriage'
February 9, 2007 - Smith's Death Ruled a Hoax
February 9, 2007 - Republicans Blast Pelosi on Seat Covers Request
February 3, 2007 - Local Man Seeks Patent on 'Web 4.1.3.2 RC 1'
February 1, 2007 - More Americans Binging, Fewer Purging
January 31, 2007 - Sen. Biden Enters Presidential Race; Promptly Concedes Defeat
January 17, 2007 - Sunni/Shiite Insurgents Declare Ceasefire to Watch American Idol
January 15, 2007 - Newsweek Publishes Controversial Article: "If We Did It"
January 13, 2007 - Secretary of State Rice Delivers New Catch Phrase on Iraq
January 10, 2007 - Pres. Bush to Deploy 21,500 Troops to Trump/O'Donnell Border
January 9, 2007 - HOF Voters to McGuire: 'We're Not Here to Talk About the Past'
November 19, 2006 - Rep. Rangel to Bring Back Draft; Invade Iran, North Korea, Mars
November 7, 2006 - America Votes 2(006): Congressional Boogaloo 2: Zero Hour
November 6, 2006 - America Votes 2(006): Congressional Boogaloo (Day -1)
November 6, 2006 - Celebration, Violence in Wake of Saddam Verdict
August 4, 2006 - China Steps Up Attempt to Fill Buffet Spreads
July 31, 2006 - Castro Cedes Power to Brother Raul During Surgery
July 25, 2006 - SKAT Accident Causes Mess on Main St.
July 20, 2006 - Sec. of State Rice to Visit Israel "Eventually"
July 19, 2006 - President Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Funding Bill
July 18, 2006 - G8 Summit Roundup: Let's Beat a Dead Horse!
July 13, 2006 - Poland Petitions for Political Correctness at Auschwitz
July 11, 2006 - India Up In Arms Over 7/11 Bombings
July 11, 2006 - Coulter's Corner: Plagiarism is a LIEberal Myth
July 6, 2006 - Bush Visits Dunkin' Donuts to Talk Immigration
July 4, 2006 - North Korean Missile Test Fails To Hit Land, Interceptor Missiles
June 17, 2006 - "Floor Humper" Humps His Way to Fox News
June 16, 2006 - Washington State Declares War on Poker Discussion
June 14, 2006 - DHS Keeps Watchful Eye on World Cup 2006
June 12, 2006 - Florida Faces Impending Alberto Showdown
June 10, 2006 - Iraqi Violence May Increase After Zarqawi Strike
June 10, 2006 - Parents Torn Over HPV Vaccine
June 8, 2006 - Major News Outlets Fined $500 Each Over Zarqawi Footage
June 7, 2006 - Coulter's Corner: 9/11 Widows are Traitors!
June 6, 2006 - Devil Stuck in Traffic, Misses Meeting Again
June 5, 2006 - President Bush Proposes Cornholing Gay Marriage
June 4, 2006 - Toronto Terrorist Cell Allegedly 'Inspired by Al-Qaeda'
June 4, 2006 - Couple Tries to Sell Kidnapped Children in Mexico
June 3, 2006 - Portland Woman, 26, Finally Fulfills Life Goals
May 31, 2006 - China Completes Work on World's Largest Toilet
May 23, 2006 - Van Susteren Arrested in Connection with Holloway Case
May 23, 2006 - Is Kennedy a Threat to America?
May 21, 2006 - Montenegro Quits Serbia
May 17, 2006 - Pat Robertson Misinterprets IM from God
May 15, 2006 - President Bush: America is a Welcoming Society
May 15, 2006 - Rove: My Fantasy World is Better Than Yours
May 14, 2006 - President Bush to Deploy Troops to US/Mexico Border
May 14, 2006 - Popping the Hymen on Virginity Pledges
May 11, 2006 - Editorial: What...the...fuck?
May 9, 2006 - Interview with The Goodfella
May 9, 2006 - Two-Thirds of Monogamous Women Feel Very Satisfied with Sex Life
May 8, 2006 - Ahmadinejad to Bush: Do you like me? Check Yes or No.
May 8, 2006 - Lesbians Found to be Much Like Heterosexual Men
May 8, 2006 - Dusty Foggo Resigns from CIA to Persue Career in Porn
May 5, 2006 - Porter Goss Likes the Hoes
May 2, 2006 - NFL Draft Recap: Pretty Boy Gets Uglied
May 1, 2006 - A Day Without An Immigrant: Full Coverage by WNN
April 30, 2006 - Investigation Finds No Evidence of Profiteering on Oil Prices
April 29, 2006 - Chevron Now World's Second Largest Economy
April 27, 2006 - Big Oil: $100 rebates? Why don't you give back more?
April 26, 2006 - Phil Specter's Hair Absorbs SkyNet
April 20, 2006 - McClellan to Publish Memoirs
April 14, 2006 - VP Cheney Receives $1.9 million Tax Refund
April 14, 2006 - President Bush: Rummy's Doin' a Heckuva Job
April 13, 2006 - Blonde White Girl Goes Missing in Non-Descript Foreign Country
April 13, 2006 - Coulter's Corner: Deport the LIEberals!
April 11, 2006 - Fox News Awarded Sloppy-Bobo for Journalistic Integrity
April 10, 2006 - Employment Prospects Bright for Unregistered Immigrant Workers
April 10, 2006 - WNN Money: Sara Lee Down on Boycott Fears
April 08, 2006 - Bush Plays the Blame Game on Plame, Immigration
April 08, 2006 - McClellan: President Bush is Above The Law
April 06, 2006 - Coulter's Corner: Zen and the Art of Adam's Apple Maintenance
April 05, 2006 - Congressman Agree: "You Should Talk to Tom DeLay About That"
July 17, 2005 - Senator Clinton on GTA:SA, Homeless Housing Bubble
July 16, 2005 - Next Hollywood Blockbuster, Coulter's Corner: Karl Rove Scandal
July 11, 2005 - Ann Coulter: Raging Bitch?
July 09, 2005 - GTA: San Andreas Fallout, Michael Jackson's New Endorsement
July 05, 2005 - Natalee Holloway's Captor Found!
July 15, 2003 - The Search for WMD, Korea Who?
July 11, 2003 - Internet News and Illiteracy
June 30, 2003 - Webster's 11th: It Be Blingin'
June 27, 2003 - RIP: Strom Thurmond
June 26, 2003 - Smoking Gun in Iraq, RIAA Sues Everyone, Gay Rights Coming Out Party
June 25, 2003 - Al-Waldozeera Back Online, The Hundred Million Dollar Fetus
August 29, 2002 - N'Sync in Space
August 23, 2002 - Al-Qaeda's Intergalactic Reach
May 20, 2002 - Editorial: Star Wars Episode II
May 13, 2002 - Iceberg Terrorism, Carter in Cuba
May 09, 2002 - Luke Helder: Pipe Bomber, Single-Sex Schools


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